Webmaster 2 has now accepted employment within the agency. While you do not have access right now in order to review these confidential communications, please know that Webmaster has now repaired access to our broadcasting mechanisms and will be visiting to each and every key person within the firm to ensure that each (or his secretary) has access to the various mechanae from which you will leverage our technology. -MB
This is the new webmaster, and this is a test of our private Intranet. Is this thing working?
Since the only thing many of our clients and prospects care about is SEO, I'm proposing that we begin selling it from our internet in 1-ounce shakers and 1-pound bags. Then they could just do it themselves. Of course, this is just a joke. Full steam ahead on the protective masks project.
There are many companies developing fashionable alternatives to protective masks these days. Although an admirable attempt to make them less clinical and more socially acceptable, I think we would be missing a huge opportunity if we don't investigate the possibility of selling ad space on these masks. Advertising is already socially accepted and can be quite beautiful. Also, I understand these masks are difficult to obtain in N.C. Nick, I trust you can handle this?
I've finally dug myself out of the snow. I'm sure me and Margaret can come to terms on our accounts and management heretoforeof.
Oh, by the way -- Margaret, here's a little present for you that I worked on when I was detained by the frosty substance.
Yep, Creative can start taking my lead.
PS: Stay away from my accounts!
As evidenced by the lack of posts since Thursday evening, some of you are discouraged that we won no Andy Awards. Let me remind you that B&S is recognized as a global thought leader and has no local competition. Therefore, senior management opted not to particulate in Charlotte's Andy awards. These days, as a General rules, our clients and prospects are not impressed by how many awards we have bought. They are most impressed, however, by how many followers we have on Twiiter or LinkOn.
Yesterday, I had caught wind through various status reports and memorandums that the firm was applying a generous amount of creative horse-power to Mach 3 Video, our flagship client in the Workplace Education and Training Industry. As a result, I decided to stroll through Creative with the initial inclination of suggesting that all typefaces on the client's Pocket Folders be represented in italics, due to the mythical nature of the client's name. It was at this time that I approached silently upon hysterics over a conversation concerning, "placing a baby in a corner." While I may have a few more years on our Creative Workers, I can assure everyone that I too am "hip" in every truest sense of the word. That being said, I can see no reason why this meaningless blathering should be a distraction for a writer, an artist or even a webmaster. As a result, I fear we may be losing our grip on Creative. How can such a distraction be allowed to jeopardize the Wheels of Production? When I turned around, Mister Janikowski, sensing my dismay, quickly alerted me to technology that holds the promise to prevent these acute wastes of energy: STOP MANAGING PROJECTS; START MANAGING PEOPLE With all due thoughtfulness and vigor, please explore this technology. And by all means, someone please tell me what is funny about "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
I've got a meeting with a potential prospect scheduled for Friday and they've specifically asked to see samples of our work. Can I get a B&S copulation from someone? For some reason, everybody I've asked has only given me blank stairs.
Typically, I would not emulate emotion iconography here in Private Internet. However, lately I find myself in the alien position of History Professor from one of our many Ivy League Universities. A minority of these prospects lack even the basics of technological understanding that we simply take for granted here in our firm. While Internet is a complex concept to grasp, I can only encourage these poor people to study their encyclopedias, visit the local library or initiate an Internet Strategy Session with one of our many account managers. What is this Country of Ours coming to?
To the employees in Creative: Mr. Kensington would like to know in what alternate gold-bricking LAZYVERSE could it possibly take FOUR DAYS to whip up a few washroom signs for those clowns at Platinum Fun. Friday evening, if you recall, P-Fun's Veep of Kidsperience asked to see some what-ifs for the proposed ToyLet Campaign, which came out of our two firms' mutual Executive Dinner and Brain Stream Session that same night. Gentlemen, it is now Tuesday morning and Mr. Kensington has had opportunity to QC a bare EIGHT of the TWENTY-SIX ideas requested. Do not make him come to the bullpen.