New Webmaster
Matthew Baffington
Webmaster 2 has now accepted employment within the agency. While you do not have access right now in order to review these confidential communications, please know that Webmaster has now repaired access to our broadcasting mechanisms and will be visiting to each and every key person within the firm to ensure that each (or his secretary) has access to the various mechanae from which you will leverage our technology.
-MB
3 Comments
Webmaster, we had this problem with your predecessor. Please stay out of the Private Area. There will not be further warnings.
Webmaster has not come by to see me yet. When can I expect him?
Thank you Mr. Baffington. I’d like to extend my heartfelt thanks to each of you for putting your confidence in me and my abilities to get things fixed around here, starting with our security in this area.