Nick — while we’re on this topic, can you please tell Art Director and his cronies to stop calling my voice mail to tell me Mr. Sellers is looking for me?

It wasn’t funny the first time. It’s *really* not funny the forty-sixth.

Thank you.

Mr. Sellers - I will be happy to copulate some of our best work for you. Consider it done.

Margaret - I will discipline Art Director. I’m having problems with him and may need to take further action. On top of this, he’s also abusing his private internets access.

Mr. Sellers,

As I’m sure you know, my responsibilities as Copy Editor include proofreading. We’ve been a little slow down here in Creative so if you’d like, I could look over your posts before they go out.

Webmaster, revoke Copy Editor’s access codes for the remainder of the day.