Typically, I would not emulate emotion iconography here in Private Internet. However, lately I find myself in the alien position of History Professor from one of our many Ivy League Universities.
A minority of these prospects lack even the basics of technological understanding that we simply take for granted here in our firm. While Internet is a complex concept to grasp, I can only encourage these poor people to study their encyclopedias, visit the local library or initiate an Internet Strategy Session with one of our many account managers.
What is this Country of Ours coming to?