RE: Urinal Signage Array For Platinum Fun
On Behalf Of Mr. Kensington
To the employees in Creative:
Mr. Kensington would like to know in what alternate gold-bricking LAZYVERSE could it possibly take FOUR DAYS to whip up a few washroom signs for those clowns at Platinum Fun. Friday evening, if you recall, P-Fun’s Veep of Kidsperience asked to see some what-ifs for the proposed ToyLet Campaign, which came out of our two firms’ mutual Executive Dinner and Brain Stream Session that same night.
Gentlemen, it is now Tuesday morning and Mr. Kensington has had opportunity to QC a bare EIGHT of the TWENTY-SIX ideas requested.
Do not make him come to the bullpen.
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That’d be Stan, Mr. Sellers. I’m not sure where he’s been lately — has there been a TNG marathon on SpikeTV again? (As I recall, we were missing his presence for a few days during the last one.)
I’d be happy to pick up any slack left by *that* one, if need be. Make a note in my calendar if I’m needed.
Margaret, thank you for your tireless contributions to B&S. If it weren’t for you, we wouldn’t have the Platinum account. However, we can’t have you doing everything either. Please assign this most important project to whomever you see fit but I want you to continue to oversee the account.
BTW, did I leave my ice scraper at your house?
Thank you for the recognition, Mr. Sellers. I’d be happy to check over Stan’s work with this particular client in order to ensure Baffington & Sellers’ unparallelled excellence of service.
(And yes. I’m free tonight after eight if you’d like to come pick it up?)
Who’s the account manager for Platinum? Who’s running traffic? Is there anyone in Creative today?
I don’t think I should do everything around here but if I need to I will. This firm was much more profitable when it was just the three of us. I’m a salesman and my job is to continue to add to our prospect list and promote positive thinking.
I’ve been in this business a long time so trust me when I say that we need to get holt of this. Zero defects is our gold, people.