Can I get someone in creative to help me with this flyer? I need to sell my car, and I was wondering if one you guys could throw together a quick logo, a photo gallery, a big “FOR SALE” masshead, a little text with all the amenidies and background info, e-mail, and tabs so that people can tear off a tab to keep with a phone number on it.
Can one of you guys help me out? It should only take 15 minutes tops.

Jeez-o-Pete. Art Director, I’ll tell you the same thing I told Copy Editor. Private Internets is for SENIOR STAFF ONLY. This is really getting out of hand. Where’s webmaster? I demand access be revoked pronto! Stan, please disregard Art Director’s comment.
Stan, doing personal projects such as this is somewhat frowned upon. But since this is just down and dirty work I don’t think it will be a problem. Thanks for estimating the time for creative as well. That makes my job easier.
Please provide us with a job number and creative brief and I’ll hand this off to a lower-level creative.
Sorry, we’re not allowed to do anything without a job number. Have you written a creative brief?