Will I have a chance to proof this before it goes out?

COPY EDITOR - For the last time, get out of the private internets. Hasn’t your access codes been revoked yet? If you have something to say to me pick up the phone or come to my office. You know I have an open door policy that nobody ever takes advantage of. Baffington is on my ass about non-senior staff in the private area so I implore you not to make anymore postings.

For mine, please add my beeper number. Otherwise looks very professional.

Mr. Kensington would like to know why in the name of Samoan Sovereignty we need two separate business cards.

Oh dear, I guess I wasn’t clear. What we have here is a 2-sided business card. It’s one piece of paper, but with information printed on each side. This way we can display as much information as possible on as little paper as possible. It’s part of our “Green is Clean” environmental challenge initiative.

I would like mine laminated, please.

The only personalization that will be allowed is that of personal means of contact. Requests such as lamination, raised inking or die cuttings will not be fulfillable.

Very classy. The marble for Baffington’s name was a brilliant idea.

Great job, Nick!

Incoming mail from “Betsy”. I believe she is applying for a position of “Thought Leader” with the firm. And she says, “Thank You” to Nick.