INTELLIGENCE: webourname.com

I am receiving intelligence from a co-captain of industry, that rival webourname.com is using the Google Corporation’s own technology to take over the Southeastern United States.

They boast the following:

• 15 Years of experience with technology
• Running businesses for a decade (this must be a typo)
• Using the tele-phone reference book to roast marsh mellows and “LOL”—obviously some sort of nutrient-rich supplement from Europa
• Design of Internets
• Strict Privacy Policy
• Acquiring as a client, a major Charlotte landscaper—employing the use of magnets
• Launched their own business catalog in Raleigh, NC—using imagery of handshakes and deals being agreed upon.

This firm also boast the “spinning of one’s name,” stating:

A telephone book salesman who will lie and tell you anything to get you to advertise in their phonebook and how great it it.

Whatever they are doing, “it it” is most impressive. With all due aggressiveness and persuasion, we must match them. Nay, overwhelm them.