Either I have indulged excessively in my vodka this evening, or an employee has just questioned whether or not we would conduct business on a MONDAY.

Art Director, B&S international headquarters will most certainly engage in commerce beginning promptly at nine on the clock, ante meridiem. May I suggest you do what I do: attach chains to your automobile and limit yourself to a diet of tuna and eggs.

Now I know you do not drive a Premium Automobile such as my LeBaron, nevertheless, come Hell or High Water the wheels of production shall turn in the morning. When I was selling pickles and Negative Airflow technology in Oak River, I gladly walked from door-to-door to serve patrons with delicious pickled products and clean homes. In essence, that is the very root of the term: Cold Calling.

I suggest inasmuch as Webmaster saw fit to allow you temporary access codes to the Private Internet, that you see your way to continue production on all Pocket Folders and Trifold communications for Good Day Rubber promptly at the beginning-of-business.

Excellent response to this tiresome question. Twits tell me that many of our competitors have elected to close for the day. Our policy to remain open today has given us the competitive edge.