Mr. Baffington, Mr. Kensington would like to remind you that you, sir, are the CEO of this fine advertising house. He is wondering if the Vodka brunches are at the bottom of this confusion.

I’m no expert in this field but I believe SEO stands for “Standard Exterminating Option.”

It has something to do with spiders and doesn’t relate to marketing at all. I haven’t noticed any bug problems around the office but perhaps Trisha can look into more farther. Sometimes I get asked to quote SEO and I just look at them like they’re crazy. We’re a marketing company for crying out loud.

Mr. Baffington,

I am two-thirds of the way through a three-week class at CPCC on starting your own web-based business. I could write up a briefing if you’d like.

Trisha Dargan, IT

With all forthright haste, Ms. Bilmore. Submit your knowledge to the Private Area.

SEO is a technology.

I believe I’ve found an expert in this field through our contacts on Tweet. If it’s okay with you, I’d like the chance to interrogate..er…interview him a bit and can present the findings here.

His tweety homebase is: http://twitter.com/SEO_MARKETERPRO

Even the *name* says he’s an SEO pro.

Good work, Ms. Kelley. Yes, please engage in the information exchange with this Thought Leader. Take Mr. Johnson with you if you need an assistant.

Oooohhh… that’s what SEO is.

Thank you, Mr. Baffington. I can always use someone at these things to carry my extra pencils. Stan would be perfect. I’ll get right on it.

I believe I can take the lead on this, sir. Margaret is too busy playing on the Internet.

The photo graph of this man surely exudes the savvy and confidence of a Thought Leader in this peculiar industry of SEO.

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With all due haste and expediency, engage a union of information sharing.

Yea… like I’d even use a pencil. Hilarious.

Margaret, this isn’t playing phone tag or playing around with your little computer graphics. This is serious business. This is about getting clients, and nothing’s going to do that more than a good handshake, good aftershave and knowledge of modern technology.

Annie, please remind Kensington that I have the vodka in this firm checked and rechecked from manufacturer to wet bar. There are no concerns and no confusion, other than my confusion over what SEO is.

As a second matter I would like the use of mothballs discontinued throughout his closet, they are giving me a baby’s fist of a headache.

It’s “Dargan” sir. “Trisha Dargan”

I’ve returned to my maiden name after Ted. Remember, Sir.

The Web team does not seem competent enough to get it updated, both here and on MarketBuddy.

Trisha Dargan, OM CFO IT FM

Yes, yes. Carry on Mrs. Bilmore.

Serious business? That’s rich, coming from someone who wears spock ears without irony.

Mr. Kensington reminds Mr. Baffington that the mothballs were a “gift” from Mrs. Baffington after the Executive Christmas Party, during which she repeatedly accosted both yourself and Mr. Kensington that “you boys smell like a pool hall, with your cigars and scotch.”

Mr. Kensington has gladly instructed Annie (me) to dump the offending balls down the mail chute, and will accompany me to make sure that I look down the chute to be certain of their disposal.