Mr. Kensington is curious as to why anyone in their right mind would deliver a case of door stops, athletic shoe soles, dog chews, stress balls, and toilet plunger heads to his office. If this is one of those mood boards Creative is always rattling on about, Mr. Kensington would like to state that his own mood is “steamed — but good.”
Somebody tell those flatheads in Facilities to dump this crapheap down the mail chute.
Mr. *KENSINGTON* does not acknowledge nicknames or abbreviations, particularly from you, Mrs. Bilmore. That level of familiarity between the two of you ended years ago, the week you were hired, the moment you cut short your Meet and Greet.
The Great Day sample products you requested, Mr. K.
I’ll have cleaning remove them this evening.
Trisha Dargan, OM CFO IT FM