Conference Opportunity: Alfalfa Expo
Trisha Bilmore
Mr. Baffington, et al.
Through my contact Marge at Happy-O’s, I’ve learned that the opportunities for new client acquisition are “ripe” in the Alfalfa industry. (Ha Ha)
Seriously though, I’ve taken the liberty of joining our firm with the Nebraska Alfalfa Marketers Association and registered us for an exhibitors booth at their premier annual convention, the Mid-America Alfalfa Expo.
Anyone who would like to attend and feels their presense at this event is expense-justifiable, please email me by end of day tomorrow, pending Mr. Baffington and Mr. Sellers’ approval, of course.
I think alfalfa is such a cute word, and it’s full of fiber too.
Trisha Dargan, OM
5 Comments
You’re absolutely right, Stan. If we veer too far from our core competencies we’ll get all sideways. Trust me, I’ve been in this business too long to get distracted by alfalfa. Say, that reminds me. Remember when Spanky swapped the cheese in Alfalfa’s sandwich with soap? That one was a knee slapper!
Mr Kensington agrees, Mr. Sellers. He notes that any rat in a maze with half a brain could read our annual report and see in plain black and white that our core competencies are focused like a radar beam of pure advertising specificity.
Alfalfa is a field that has about as much to do with Generic Cereal or Rural Water Facilities as Nagasaki does with Hiroshima, or fat men with little boys.
I’ll withdraw our registration 
Trisha
Mrs. Bilmore, Mr. Kensington insists you do so — YESTERDAY. He fails to see how attracting new business at this conference would help B&S in any way.
You have more fiber than a spool of twine. I think you secretly want to go, don’t you?
I don’t think Mr. Sellers would approve of this venture off our core competencies.