The following has been sent over the News Wire:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
February 26, 2009 - CHARLOTTE, NC
“Baffington & Sellers continues to grow with a milestone achievement in the world of technology.”
Today, marks a technological milestone for the Charlotte-based marketing firm, Baffington & Sellers. The agency has just completed its launch of its Twitter homebase. With this achievement, the agency continues leading the way in communications, setting it apart as the premier marketing agency in the Southeast.
“Baffington and Sellers once again takes the lead,” says President Matthew Baffington. “When technology throws us a curve ball, we continue to take up the slack and leverage new forms of digital prowess for our clients’ gain.”
The firm’s Twitter homebase is located at “http://twitter.com/Baffington”. The technology will serve as a touchstone for clients and for the public to learn more about the personages behind the business suits of marketing.
Baffington & Sellers is a premier full-service marketing firm with its international headquarters in Charlotte, NC.
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Mr. Baffington, I’ve been doing some research and I don’t think “Twitter Poetry” is real. I think this visitor may be having some fun at your expense. I’ll look into better blog filtering technologies.
Trisha Dargan, OM
Dear Betsy:
If by, “Twitter Poetry”, you mean “Tweeter Technology and Marketing Prowess”; and by, “brute force” you mean “Gentleman Marketeer”, then by all means the need shall be serviced.
We employ a wide range of Vice-Presidents, Account Managers, Intra-Office Managers, Managers of Quality and Managers of Accounting. All of these individuals live to serve our clients’ creative spirit.
Now that Tweeter has been conquered, I myself can only hazard a mere guess at what is to come. Alas, we haven’t even merged Twitts with the Magic of Television. Dare we dream so high?
Trisha:
Betsy cites the “@Baffington” moniker. Unless my Vodka has been spiked by The Communists, I would hedge a guess that she is one of our Strategic Technology Partners, arranged via Twitt-based communications.
Now, I’ve been wrong before. So by all means, do qualify the communication.
And while you’re at it, I’d like to see our projections for Q1. Seems the Creative team have caused us some financial woes in requesting CS4 technology. And please tell me via hard-copy memorandum, what CS4 may represent.
I’ll look into it further, sir. But as a side note, CS4 is completely unnecessary. Minimal upgrade in capabilities for a major up-shift in price. And Stan doesn’t need PhotoShop.
Trisha Dargan, OM, CFO, IT, FM
May I add that expenditures that cannot be charged back to a client will affect your bonuses at the end of the year.
The creative department does not have CS4. We knew better than to ask for such technology. Stan may be the source of your financial woes.
I don’t see “Twitter Poetry” listed as a service. Hmm. Perhaps B&S doesn’t offer it? Seems like an obvious line item for any rising new media giant. Gads, I suppose I’ll have to find another brute force in technology to service the need.
Unless… @Baffington can prove itself?