A National Epidemic
My God—it’s worse than I thought.
People, I cannot emphasize with more gusto than I have already done to our world-wide audience via Internet. Social Media, “new” Media, Tweeters—these are not that with which you should play! These are for the professionals only, and even then, only those with the prowess and savvy of an intellectual powerhouse.
Another article from the good people at The Guardian (I could only read portions of it):
Greenfield warns social networking sites are changing children’s brains
Yesterday, I was creating a piece of toast. From the transition of bread to toast, the toaster appliance began to make a buzzing noise. To address the situation promptly, I removed my spoon from which I was using to stir my morning vodka in order to pry the half-bread/half-toast from the appliance. Alas I received a shock, and urinated through my pajamas.
See—even between man and the simple appliance, care must be taken. Leave social media to the marketing experts. Experts like Baffington & Sellers.
[photo: thestarmama]
4 Comments
Where we would be without your Creative prowess, Nick…
The gutter. That’s where.
This is absolutely hilarious.
Oh no, this is most serious. The children — much like Marketing — are our future, Andrew.
Mr. Baffington, I’m sorry about your unfortunate toasting debacle this morning. You don’t have to worry about me meddling with factbook or twooter. Social media just goes right over my head. It’s like a whole other language to me. I have no problem estimating client requests for such services but I’ll leave the implementation to the experts.