RE: RELAX clog in Men’s room

Staff,

Please refrain from attempting to flush Relax undergarments. These are NOT flushable, as is evident by the clog in the men’s room the janitor, Billy, called me about at home this evening to report.

I trust that this was merely a testing of the product’s quality or an attempt to dispose of sample product sent by the client, but again, these are NOT flushable. As Facilities Manager, I must insist that these items be disposed of in a trash receptacle.

In the words of Billy, “Ayudame!, people.”

Trisha Dargan, OM