Mr. Sellers, Mr. Kensington would like you to call him at your earliest convenience to inform him of time and place of the urgent Relax account client meeting. He is free this afternoon and tomorrow until 3:00 p.m.

Oh dear I hope his isn’t the case. I thought we got action items?

In fact, the staff received action items via our Internet from both me and Matthew. Apparently, because we didn’t Market Buddy it, nobody took it seriously.

Although it is company policy to Market Buddy all communication as directed in our SOP, I expect staff to use common sense.

Mr. Sellers. My deepest apologies.

See, I would have made it if I wasn’t forced to go through Pantene color books to work out the complicated expense form that the Trishster oversees to grab a copy of photo shop in order to show Margret something.

I mean, ultimately we just need to see Creative staff inter-react at a higher level, but these issues must be resolved as well.

Perhaps we should refer to the colors in Star Trek terms, Stan…? Expense reports are a tribble tan or a season-six Voyager red?

Wouldn’t want you to be *too* confused.

Excuse me — I believe the future is right. Who would you trust? A civilization that can traval in a starship or a forms created by someone who talks to plants?

It’s called reality, Stan.

You should try it sometime.

Stan, you could learn something about communication from my office ferns.

And by the way, I think I’ve misplaced that req form you have yet to submit.

Trisha Dargan, OM

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