RE: A Nice Set of Stems on the New Skirt
On Behalf Of Mr. Kensington
Mr. Kensington would like to remark on the legs of his new assistant secretary Ann-Marie Annie. Quite a pair. Annie’s been called up to the big leagues from the bullpen. Somebody in HR see about getting the boys in Creative a new project coordinator gopher.
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Mr. Kensington would like to emphasize that all communications should be submitted to him in one of two ways: memos, or scheduled appointments. To schedule an appointment, send a memo with requested time, date, and reason (five words or less) to his secretary Annie. Phone calls better not happen unless your last name is Baffington, Sellers, or LaRue.
DO NOT USE E-MAIL. As Mr. Kensington does not have a computer at his own desk, and as his secretary may be absent from her cubicle to be in his office for periods of up to one hour, any communication should be submitted one of two ways: memos, or scheduled appointments. See above for procedures.
LaRue? Like:
http://www.laruetactical.com/
Mr. Kensington would like to EMPHASIZE that all communications should be submitted to him in one of two ways: memos, or scheduled appointments. Per his exact dictation on this matter, DO NOT COMPUTER HIM OR USE ANY INTERNETS. If Mr. Kensington so desires, he will computer you via his secretary Annie.
Nice!! Mr. Kensington, I’ll be glad to give you a few pointers for the ladies. Gonna be showing off my guns to the Barnes & Nobles lady tonight. I hear she’s also into science fiction!