Robots
Matthew Baffington
Please explore the construction and use of robots in our array capabilities. We continue to forge ahead in new areas of “cutting-edge” technology, and as such, this directive is key to business growth.
Mr. Chris Moran has acquired this technology and is now successfully commanding a legion of robots to market for him. Yet again, we see entities outside this firm raise the bar high enough that even a limber marketing fiberglass-pole-vaulter struggles to launch himself over.
We must be that pole-vaulter, ladies and gentlemen.
4 Comments
I have connections everywhere, Trishcakes.
Mr. Baffington, it would be an honor to take on the project of assembling a robot army to gain clients. I myself, have even myself built a robot using a sophisticated technology called “Technic”.
I’ll just need you to sign a requisition for photo shop so that I can show Margret something pertanant to the project.
Mr. Kensington would like two robots. He has had it up to here with the latest secretary. Skirts too long, necklines too high, yap too open.
I QUIT.
I highly doubt there’s anything you need to show me that I’d have the remotest interest in, photo shop or no.
Unless it’s your letter of resignation. I’d be all over that.
Does anyone have any connections in the sporting goods industry. I’d like to get us the best deal possible on vaulting poles.
Trisha Dargan, OM