Stan, fill out a lavender (not fuchsia, like last time) req. form in triplicate and submit to the in-box on the outside of my cubicle wall.

Please be sure that in the comments box, you clearly explain the specifics of how the requested resource (in this case, Photoshop) will relate to your job responsibilities (account management?). Which, in this case, I find highly doubtful.

But best of luck to you.

I am competely a gast that my request is being challenged. Who listened to me when I ask that everyone REMAIN CONSISTENT in the stapling of all documents? That they all be STAPLED AT THE TOP LEFT? NO ONE.

Who fixes problems with Microsoft Excels with you can’t get the borders right on the squares? Who do you call when a rat must be snared in the kitchen? ME.

Remember —> I bring in the clients around here.

Please have it installed on my computer by the end of the week.

Stan, I understand your frustration. Perhaps a coffee enema would help you with all the neuro-toxins that your obvious tension is dumping into your body. I find them to be very cleansing and rejuvenating.

Please fill out the paperwork and your request will be considered.

Look I need photo shop, not coffee vitamins. (which are not needed anyway. I do 40 squat thrusts per day.)

Now there’s a visual I really, really didn’t need.